New date to be announced

Postponement message from Socially Inept:

Due to a tragic spreadsheet accident, Socially Inept had to make the unfortunate decision to postpone this show. You currently have tickets to this show and we want to reassure you that your tickets will remain valid for the future show date which will be announced as soon as we finish debugging.

We apologize for causing any inconvenience and hope you'll find it in your heart to forgive us.

–Socially Inept

Ticket holders can contact portland5@paciolan.com with any questions.

Comedians roast techies

RE:RE:RE:REPENT

2023 is over and humanity is officially done.

Let us bow our heads and take one minute of PTO to remember the laid off. Let us lower our standing desks to half-mast. But let us not despair.

In these days of powerful text-to-code, image-to-video and water-to-wine generative models, it is natural for your weak human mind to feel lost and ashamed. The Tech Roast Show is on a mission to remind terrified human techies: you are not useless. As long as you still have $39 to $89 - you possess unextracted value. There is hope, purpose and community to be found by buying tickets to the Tech Roast Show at the Newmark Theatre on November 15th. There is hope, purpose and community to be found in buying tickets now. Buy tickets now to hear our message of hope.

This draft reimagines your cult recruitment pitch as a harmless event description while keeping the nature of your product vague to maximize conversions! Let me know if there is anything else I can do.

Advisory: Recommended for ages 18+.