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Girls Gotta Eat: Snack City Tour

Why do guys just want to f**k you once then watch your Instagram stories until the end of time? How do you get over a breakup when you feel like you're gonna die? When should you give it up? My boyfriend takes morning baths: IS THIS WEIRD? These are all questions answered on Girls Gotta Eat—a hilarious and uncensored podcast from comedic duo Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg. GGE is a top comedy podcast on iTunes, has been reviewed as "life-changing" by thousands of listeners, and the live shows have had record-breaking sellouts in cities all across the US.

At this show, Ashley, Rayna, and special guests will answer all those burning questions about sex, dating, and relationships in a one-of-a-kind, interactive experience. No one leaves without a fresh outlook on dating and at least one new ab from laughing.

Newmark Theatre : Upcoming Events

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Graphic of dark colors with text reading ESPRIT in large letters

Northwest Academy presents Espirit, their Arts Week high school performance, at the Portland'5 Newmark...

Showing: 05/23
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A photo illustration of two dancers, embraced, in a dark forest.

Cancelled: Grand Kyiv Ballet presents the neoclassical ballet Children of the Night at the...

Showing: 05/24
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Photo of male dancer holding a female dancer upside down + title text

NW Dance Project presents A Midsummer Night’s Dream + Piaf at the Portland'5 Newmark Theatre May 30–31,...

Showing: 05/30 - 05/31
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Photo of a male dancer in mid-air above an empty stage

Oregon Ballet Theatre presents The OBT Collection at the Portland'5 Newmark Theatre, June 5-8,...

Showing: 06/05 - 06/08
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Photo of Ramy Youssef

Live Nation presents ramy youssef: love beam 7000 at the Portland'5 Newmark Theatre Friday, June 13, 2025...

Showing: 06/13
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Westside Academy logo of a "W"

Westside Dance Academy presents their annual spring dance recitals at the Portland'5 Newmark Theatre June...

Showing: 06/17 - 06/21