Newmark Theatre

Golden Girls The Laughs Continue

The Golden Girls are back in an all new show! 2024 finds Sophia out on bail, after being busted by the DEA for running a drug ring at Shady Pines. Blanche and Rose created CreakN, a thriving sex app for seniors. And Dorothy is trying to hold it all together, with help from her much younger, sex-crazed love interest who turns out to be the district attorney prosecuting Sophia. What could possibly go wrong! Relive the heartfelt hilarity of four ladies who never stopped being your friends!

This new comedy is for fans 18 and older.... because they're not the same girls from the '80s.

Produced by Murray & Peter. Get tour info at GoldenGirlsTour.com

VIP Tickets

Fans who purchase the VIP ticket will meet the actors after the show, take pics on the main stage in the Golden Girls living room and score autographs. VIP tickets include the best seats in the venue. If you purchase merch at the venue, the actors will autograph the merch during the M&G. Please remain in your seats after the show for instructions.

 

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