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The Second City Swipes Right: An Incomplete Guide to The Ultimate Date Night

The Second City Swipes Right | February 10, 2023 | Newmark Theatre

It’s love at first laugh with The Second City! Bring your partner, lover, significant other, spouse, friend with benefits, friend with EXTRA benefits, platonic BFF, or your spectacularly single self to The Second City Swipes Right: An Incomplete Guide to The Ultimate Date Night, the brand-new experience you've been aching for.

Spend a naughty 90 minutes with our caliente cast of comedians as they (consensually) annihilate everything that turns us on—and off—about love, dating, relationships, and everything else between the sheets!

Fresh, fast and always spectacularly funny​,​ The Second City is celebrating over sixty years of producing cutting-edge satirical revues and launching the careers of generation after generation of comedy’s best and brightest.

May contain adult or mature content. Performance is recommended for ages 17 and older.

Face masks are required for this event, but we will not be checking for proof of COVID-19 vaccination.

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